Friday, 1 April 2011

Spaceship leaves Easter Island Head in Baviaanskloof!

In the wee hours of yesterday morning, strange lights and sounds were heard over the Kouga mountains. The following morning, on a routine patrol, a field ranger found this very large object on a hillside that looks exactly like one of the carved rocks from Rapa Nui (Easter Island). Officials on the island have been alerted to see if any of the ancient archeological artifacts is indeed missing.

The Easter Island Head, a Klipspringer on the left side shows scale

Dr A Lee, a Star Trek and Star Wars fanatic, claims the head was left in the Baviaanskloof by a passing spaceship, which may have picked up the head as a souvenir not realising its weight. It thus had to be jettisoned when the ship had to leave again for outer space. Dr M Lee, an artist and archeologist, is under the impresson the rock was transported to the site by ancient residents of Easter Island in a time-travel ceremony, in order to preserve part of their culture after visions of the demise of their once great civilization. Dr C Lee, a geologist, reckons its just a large rock no-one noticed before. Discussions are ongoing.

Happy April Fools!

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